At 30 years old, I’ve been on this “Gay thot” shit for a good while and have amassed a lot of observations about Gay sexuality and how we tend to operate. It’s mostly been some great, if not epic, times had, but man…
To paraphrase SZA, top niggas do not deserve bussy.
— Marq (@_hoemo) December 29, 2017
I wanna close out 2017 by calling in all of you total tops and highlight a few of your common behaviors that you really need to cut. Bottoms are fed up, and it’s time for you to do better or get left assless.
Let’s plunge right into it (FYI, this piece might have a few puns…you’re gonna deal with that).